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Too busy at this time of year (being Nov-Dec) to blog.  Sorry!

I hope to be back to the blogosphere in January!! 
Hugs & Happy Holidays!!

I Love My Son with Aspergers

Last night, Flyboy and I attended a "parents only" sessions with Bug's new therapist, Cathy Grayson.  She is also the author of Parenting Your Asperger Child.  She was very down to earth.  She was very kind and extremely understanding.  And when she told us that indeed our son does have Aspergers, she was sympathetic but positive.  She was outraged along with Flyboy & myself at what we, as a family, have been through and how Bug's condition could be missed by so many medical professionals over the years.  She knew within the hour of meeting and talking with Bug that there was NO DOUBT in her mind what was going on with him.

Aspergers.  It is a high functioning form of Autism.  I am not going to list out the signs/symptoms of Aspergers.  There are TONS of sites and books out there that you can read if you are interested or curious.  In this blog, I listed out a huge number of Bug's specific behaviors and issues.

I am, however, going to share this video from YouTube that I feel sums up what Aspergers is...and how it feels.
Please take a moment to watch it.





As a parent who has been battling the "something is different" or "something is OFF" with my child feelings for the last 6 years, I am both saddened and relieved to have Bug's condition diagnosed.  Saddened because it is hard to accept that life won't be easy for my child.  Saddened because all of these years I have not parented him the way HE NEEDED me to.  Saddened because my child feels that no one understands him in this world.  BUT on the flip side, I am relieved to know that as a mother, my gut feeling was right...something was off...and it wasn't simply that Flyboy and I were terrible parents who fucked their kid up.  (And believe me when I say it is DEFINITELY something that goes through your head...many times.)  I am relieved that maybe we can educate ourselves on how to parent Bug in the way that HE NEEDS us to from this point on.
Am I scared?  Hell yes.  I am scared that I won't have the patience Bug needs from me.  I am already stretched to my limits with what I call my "high maintenance" kids and life.  I am scared of failure.  But, that is precisely what is going to take me to the finish line...to allow me to build more patience than I ever dreamed possible, to help me become more understanding and loving than I have even been.  So, yes, I am scared....BUT I am NOT defeated.

The Best Kind of Different

It's a book.  About raising an Aspergers child in the middle of "the rest of life."  By Shonda Schilling.

This book has literally touched me to my soul.  From the moment that I read the first chapter, I was hooked.  This was exactly what I was living in raising a child that was somehow "different" but I wasn't sure how.  Because for me, I had no children to compare my "different" child, I wasn't alerted to his "offness" until after his K year in school.  His teacher had come to Flyboy and myself and told us that he was "loud" and "talked a lot," especially out of turn.  I shrugged it off thinking that he was a 5year old....with the genes of loud parents...and was an only child, so hadn't learned "turn taking" rules yet.  We went through a number of other issues that led us to the initial diagnoses of ADHD/ADD, which you can read here.  But even after 2 phsychiatrists, 2 neurologists, and 2 therapists, and a 10 day inpatient hospitalization later...we are STILL trying to find out what is going on with our "different" child.
I know that when we took Bug into CHOP (Children's Hospital of Philadelphia) back in spring of 2009, just before he was hospitalized...and just moments before I looked like this....(due to my hatred for the so-called psychiatrist in the Cherry Hill, NJ area that ended up putting my son on so many BiPolar drugs that he could have caused death in my then 10 year old)...

....we were asked if Bug had ever been tested for Aspergers/ASD.  Um...no.  I was thinking that the nurse must have been crazy.  I had witnessed autistic children before and Bug was certainly NOT autistic.  But, nevertheless, her words did not go unheard.  And after MANY MANY hours of dead end research, phone calls and transfers from one office to another, we ended up at this "wonderful" clinic for neurology in NJ.  Now, I won't say that they weren't great with the kids.  And I wouldn't even say that they weren't equiped with the right tools to find the "problem" with Bug.  But, what I will say is this....they were over worked and under staffed with nurses/doctors.  The "head" doctor was leaving to go off on a book writing adventure and I think we were his last "intake" patient and because of that, we didn't get the time and energy devoted to us that I feel we should have.  Instead, we were thrusted into the hands of the "other" doctor in the practice, who was the "medicine" guy basically, & also a therapist in the same building.  The "medicine" doctor really didn't do anything but assign us to have blood work done now and then to make sure that Bug's body was doing OK with the meds that he was prescribed.  No, not the medications that THIS doctor prescribed, but the SAME FUCKING MEDS THAT HE WAS DETOXED TO IN THE INPATIENT VISIT.  WTF?!?!?  So, anyhow, you can see why I would look like the that.  Or this....

So, instead of wallowing in the defeat, we keep moving forward.  Tiny steps.  Baby steps.  But still, they are forward and not backwards.  We kept our strength, even though at times we wanted to lie down and cry instead.  We powered our minds and hearts with books and research until one day over a year later, for whatever reason, we saw it.  We KNEW it.  Bug has Aspergers...a high functioning form of autism.  No, he didn't rock and have the need to touch everything in the room.  No, he wasn't unable to speak or communicate.  BUT, yes, he exhibited many many many of the other signs/symptoms of "high functioning autism" or Aspergers.

Here are a few of Bug's specific behaviors:
Could say “Mom-Mom”  at 5 months
Could sit and drink from a sippy cup at 6 months
Could crawl at 8 months
Could walk at 11 months
Could eat with a spoon at 14 months - very messy and still is!
Could string multiple words together/sentences by 18 months
Distinct food dislikes by 18 months (tomatoes in particular)
Distinct food LIKES -- Velveeta Shells N Cheese (only this brand), White American Cheese from Subway (and ONLY from Subway), Rice-A-Roni Rice Pilaf (only this brand and type), etc...
His foods CANNOT be mixed together.  They really shouldn’t even be touching each other on his plate.  He will ask for a new plate for seconds if the first one is messy.
Potty Trained completely by age 3
Likes to play only if by his rules and his imagination, age 2 - current
Because of the above, he gets along better with younger children, but tends to rather be alone.
HUGE into dinosaurs (knew names and stats by age 3-4) and preferred factual books over fictional stories about dinosaurs
Advanced vocabulary, age 5 - current
Kindergarten teacher flagged him for being TOO LOUD and not knowing when to stop talking, & bursting into conversations and lectures....
HUGE into bugs at age 5-6
Attempted to play baseball/soccer at 4-6 years, slow hand/eye coordination to swing bat or catch ball - liked to think he was a great soccer player but never touched the ball
Could not tie shoes or do snaps or buttons until ~age 8/9  (still prefers not to do these things - asks for velcro shoes, doesn’t unbutton pants when removing or putting on)
Went to speech class for repetition of words/phrases “I want...I want...I want to...I want to...I want to go to the bath....I want to go to the bathroom.”  Also copies movies, line for line sometimes.
First Grade teacher was very strict and set in her ways, just had him move his desk next to hers, separating him from rest of class to his embarrassment.
Makes “quacking” noise, age 6 - current  (sometimes more often than others)
Some strange language structures - “Is what it is....”  “Is what I want is....”
Picks at his skin and chews nails all the time, starting to obsess about pimples
Lies a LOT...but he even seems convinced that the lie is true??
Thought he could “talk to the animals and birds,” age 6 - current
Very sensitive to certain clothes - textures on his skin, too tight, too loose
Had trouble holding a pencil correctly until ~age 8
Has to really concentrate and write slowly to have good handwriting
HUGE into coins, age 6-9 - collections galore
Collects MARBLES....???  Doesn’t play with them, just collects them.
Collects Rocks & Seashells -- a gazillion of them in boxes. 
Loves to build with LEGOs but does not want to follow directions...only free build.
Could not ride a bike until age 9
Excessive Fears : dark, vampires, werewolves, dogs, spiders, heights, water
Just learning to swim really THIS YEAR .... at 11 years old.
Always asking about the worst possible scenario -- “what happens if...”
Very uncomfortable in social situations - even at dinner with only his family
Prefers to be alone, isolated at any time of the day
Has only ever been able to have 1 friend at any given time, if any
Always OVERLY concerned about every little thing his sisters do - constant tattling on his little sisters, age 7 - current
HUGE into video games, specifically HALO & ASSASSINS CREED, age 9 - current, will ask over and over if he can “play” and if you say no, he is depressed.  But comes right back within 30 min to see if you changed your mind.  Even when he knows he shouldn’t ask, he will come to me and look at me until I say “yes” or “no” about video games.  He knows if he just stares at me that I can read what he wants.  :)
Always “bored” if he can’t play video games - has no interest in anything else
Enjoys one-sided conversations, does not really want to hear anyone else’s reasoning or opinions
Doesn’t understand when someone is not interested in what he is talking about - you have to physically tell him “Bug, I am really not interested in talking about this anymore” before he stops.  (Doesn’t seem to care if you are doing something else, with your back to him, or talking to someone else....he just keeps going!)
Doesn’t get sarcasm very well.  He will ask “did you just use sarcasm” instead of just knowing.  Jokes are the same unless they are silly “knock-knock” jokes that he has determined are “suppose” to be funny.
Thinks non-sensical knock-knock jokes that HE makes up are hilarious. 
Feelings have always been SUPER EASILY hurt
Rituals/Routines, especially at night - pillow walls, stuffed animals arranged “just so,”  up to use restroom multiple times, turns all lights on that are on his path / During the Day, he wants to know the exact plan, including times, and if we stray from that plan, he has a fit.
Excellent in Science & History; struggles with Math
Keeps the shades in his room pulled 24/7 -- complains in the car that “damn sun is too bright” and enjoys bringing a blanket to cover up his head with.
Loves to play and build “forts” with blankets - he feels safe inside and will giggle with excitement when he has that “safe” feeling
Sleep issues - doesn’t sleep at all some nights, other nights he is wide awake until well after midnight.
Suicidal at times
Has difficulty cutting his food up.  (waffles, meat, etc)
Is an “expert” in XBOX video games (specifically Bungee games) & earth/animal science - CANNOT be proven wrong in these areas....no matter how wrong he might be.
Gets overwhelmed and angry quickly.
Insistent on doing what he wants to do regardless of any consequences.  (No matter how tough the discipline might be.)
Is not completely anti-social all of the time. He likes to interact with certain people at certain times.  Some days are better than others.  And once he is upset by something, he shuts down completely.
His way is always RIGHT, regardless of what anyone else might say. 


In many other ways, Bug was as typical as a kid gets.  But, there were these differences that made him stand out from the crowd.  That made raising him seem like more of a chore than anything else.  We love him with all of our hearts, but damn, he makes it hard on a lot of occasions.  And from that, we, as parents have guilt.  Guilt about why it is sometimes so hard to just love our child and want to be with him.  Guilt in knowing that because of the Aspergers, Bug IS different and needs to be parented as such...but that we haven't in the 11 years of life because we didn't know.  Guilt because we feel bad that, while we love him so fucking much, he won't ever be the person we "thought" he would be.  Guilt because as parents, we don't know where to go from here.  And as parents, aren't we suppose to have the answers?   

This book, The Best Kind of Different, addresses one woman's journey as she faced many of these challenges and took on day to day life at the same time.  In it, I could feel her anxiety and feel her stress and worry at times and then at others, I could relate with her moments of elatedness.  I haven't quite made it to the point where I am capable of completely accepting the situation for what it is 100% of the time.  But I am working on it.  And Shonda Schilling gave me hope that I, too, will someday be as comfortable with Bug's "kind of different" too. 

The Bitchin' Wives Club Shout Out

This is one of my favorite bloggers and twitter pals to follow!  She is real, down to earth, funny and I totally relate to her on so many levels!  Please check her blog out here:  http://bitchinwivesclub.blogspot.com/

She made this and it cracks me up:

Moms LOVE Eminem Too!!

I. Love. This. Song.


I. Love. Eminem.


BUT, I am not sure how I feel about my 5 year old daughter singing the lyrics to this.  Maybe if she were just singing the melody with Rhianna, I wouldn't even think about it, BUT she is singing the actual Eminem "next time I'll aim my fist at the dry wall, next time, there won't be no next time" rap lyrics.  The song is amazing but it isn't something I feel is OK for her to be singing along with.  But then again, I am torn, does she even understand it?
But Eminem is MY FAVORITE artist.  Has been for years!! I don't wanna stop listening to him!  (Yes, that was definitely a whiny 4year old voice...sorry!)  Some people (Flyboy among others at various times) have suggested that I don't listen to Eminem while the kids are around.  Ok.  But what I quickly realized was that there isn't a such time when I have no kids around at this point in my life.  (Eeek, they're everywhere!  They're everywhere!)  So, while I tried to quickly turn off my iPod as soon as a small, innocent unknowing person walked into the room, it just seemed that it would QUICKLY put me in a bad mood because while I am understanding and thoughtful (haha, yeah, not so much),  it was still throwing off this Mama's groove.  I would often imagine that wonderful record scratching noise (like this) whenever a child would walk, run, trip, skip, lemur, hop or dance into the room when I was listening to my "Mama Music."  Not. Good.  So, instead, I have decided that life is too short to not listen to my music regardless of my innocent (ha!  I just like scratching that word out!) kiddos being in the room.  Now, I just have to figure out how to explain that "next time I'll aim my fist at the dry wall" means that the boy that hit someone knows it was naughty and that he should never do that again because WE DO NOT HIT!!  DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!  WE DO NOT HIT!!.....oh sorry.....ahem....yes, hitting is wrong.  :) 
You got some better fucking advice for me??  Bring it!  :)

The Grass Fed Family Diet Transition....

One more time....let me climb up onto this soapbox and have my say....
Wait.  Am I prepared?  Let me go through my checklist....be patient please.
Knowledge - Check
Opinion - Check
Support - Check
Confidence - Check
Wine - Check, Check, Check
Notes --- wait, I don't have notes...this is a fly by the seat of my pants infomercial.

My family and I have sllloowwwlllyyy, but surely, been creeping our way into the more organic, more healthy foods.  I suppose it actually STARTED when we decided to breastfeed all of our children as a way to save both money and trips to the pediatrician.  But, we didn't move much further on the "health kick" until much more recently.  I think about 4 years ago, as a stay at home mom with 2 kids, I realized that the snacks and foods I was putting into my children directly related to their moods and health.  I was chugging along, thinking that I was doing it all "right" when I realized that snacks in my house included: gummies, pop tarts, rice krispie treats, and other artificially sugar filled foods!  SCREECH!!
WTF was I thinking?!?!  If I could go back, I would bitch slap my own ass for my less than healthy SHITTY way of thinking.
As soon as I realized how fucked up my thought process was by actually giving into the demands of my then 7 and 1 year old at the grocery store, I started cracking down.  Not just on the kids, but on the family as a whole.  By God, I was going to make sure MY KIDS had baby teeth to lose rather than have them rot out of their heads.  I was going to have kids that were hopped up on natural fructose instead of High Fructose Corn Syrup (which is, by the way, applying to the government to have its name changed to "Corn Sugar" to make it sound better).  From that day forward, I vowed that fruits and fresh veggies would be filling our cupboards and shelves instead.  And I did just that.  (OK, with the VERY occasional sugar snack....I have to have good bribing tools for certain chores!)  I felt good about that choice.
We lived that way for another few months before I started what I call the "SNACK TRAY" in our house.  It is a tray of simple, healthy foods that is available from 11AM on in the house.  I usually fill it with fresh fruits, cheeses, veggies, breads, and meats for the kids to munch on all day instead of me getting up and down a GAZILLION times a day to get snacks for them.  (Ugh, I was spending probably 60% of my day in the fucking kitchen debating snack choices.)  Now, I simply make up the "Snack Tray" and when the whines and whimpers of "Mom, I'm huuunnnggrryy" start inching in, I direct them to the "Snack Tray" and continue whatever I was doing!  What a God-send this idea has been!!
A couple of years ago, I started re-evaluating some of the foods that I was purchasing at our local grocery store.  The one thing that hit my radar as a SIMPLE, but EASY change was: Eggs.  Changing to Cage Free Chicken Eggs seemed like a good idea.  After a few more weeks, I re-evaluated and decided to take it a step further and purchased local, Cage Free, Vegetarian Fed Brown Chicken Eggs.  No one noticed the change, but I did!  So, while I was spending a bit more cash for the little brown eggs that "seemed" no different to the family, I was thrilled with the satisfaction that I was getting from feeding my family a "better" food...oh, and I was helping to keep those ugly ass chickens out of those cramped prison cell cages, which no life should have to endure no matter how ugly.  :)
Again, I waited a bit longer and did some more research, and decided to start slowly replacing our ground beef with ground chicken and ground turkey.  A small step, but a good one!  At first I didn't tell the kids that I was swapping and they were a little suspicious because the taste wasn't exactly the same, but in just a few weeks they were enjoying it and even started asking what I did differently because dinner tasted BETTER!  YAY!  So now, I don't buy any ground beef and I am happy to see a little less red meat in our diet.
This brings us to the current change that my family and I are making.  After MUCH research by my husband and a little encouragement, we are officially making the change to local, grass fed livestock foods.  The cheeses are now raw milk cheeses, the eggs are the same type but are super local, and the meats are fresh and not from animals that have been mistreated or fed hormones or other artificial products.  The animals that we get our food from are kept outside, they eat what God intended for them to eat...grass products, and they live happier, less stressful lives which in turn produces a better food product in the end.
Yes, it is more expensive and we are very lucky to be able to make this choice for our family, but what it really means is prioritizing our food choices for our family over other things that cost money.  And with a child that has an Autism Spectrum Disorder, we feel that feeding him foods that are free of the extra artificial products can only be helpful in keeping his body healthy which helps his brain better deal with the day to day struggles that he has!  Please feel free to read more on Autism Spectrum Disorder Diets here.
So, while I am completely on board this crazy train of healthy eating and fair, humane treatment of animals (no matter how damn ugly they are or how much they stink), don't think that my family and I don't enjoy an occasional fast food meal or frozen chicken nuggets and french fries from the freezer.  In my opinion, it is not about a 100% change, but more of a nice balance of the products we put into our body.  It would be an unrealistic expectation for me to think my family would ever eat ONLY these wonderful items on the Grass Fed Diet that I have been speaking about.  Hell no.  I would be kidding killing myself if I didn't have my coffee, wine, and Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream!!  :-)  So, with that being said...I am looking forward to my raw milk cheese and wine tonight before dinner!!  Hee Hee!

Post It Note Tuesday

...more to come as the day wears on my nerves...

First Day of School

Cricket's First Day of School!!

A little bit nervous as we made our way around the school and into her new classroom!!  She found her name on the wall alongside all of her other classmate's names!

It wasn't long before she made a quick new friend that is in her class though!  Her name is Sierra!  They were glued to each other from that point on!  The 4th graders made bracelets for the new Kindergartners and put them on for them!  How nice!!  At the end of the morning, snack was served on the black top and the kids were dismissed!  Cricket is ready for her next day of school already!!

Long story, Short: I may only be "Good Enough," but am OK with that.

Do you ever feel like no matter what you do, its never enough?  Whether it be with your kids, your job, your house, your car...whatever it may be...that no matter how hard you try, someone is always disappointed?  Maybe its your kids or loved ones, maybe your boss, maybe your friends, or maybe even yourself?

Today's write up is about just that, disappointment and feeling as though no matter what you do it will never be enough, but at what point can you get by with simply being just...Good Enough?

The majority of the time, as a parent, I have to say that I rarely find myself actually completely satisfying my kids.  My son, Bug, due to his complex issues (anxiety disorder, ADHD, depression, ASD?) is the hardest to make happy.  I have come to accept that I cannot make him happy for long periods of time, and I take my successes one at a time with him each day.  I know that in most circumstances, at best, I am a "fun killer" with sprinkles of mediocre jokes.  With him, I have learned how to accept being just Good Enough.  

My girls.  They only seem happy when I am doing the things that they want to do...reading books, swimming in the pool, playing make believe games, feeding them.  (OMG, the kitchen is NO DOUBT their favorite room of the house!)  Maybe this is "normal" for kids?  I don't know.  I just know what my kids are like.  I know that the moment I take time for myself, or to do something...anything other than what they want to do, I am right back to having unhappy kids.  It has been difficult to find that Good Enough feeling with them.  Maybe its because they are girls and they are practicing that natural grudge-holding, guilt-inflicting attitude that will come in handy for them in their heartbreaking years.  Maybe I am just missing the "Good Mom" gene...anyone know where I can get one of those??  Or maybe they have been raised to be spoiled little brats and this is my reward??  Did MY mother wish this on me?! :-)

I often find that I am disappointed in my self.  My house is never as clean as I would like it to be.  My cooking is never as good as I would like it to be.  My glass is half empty....no seriously, it is, I'll be right back.   :-)  But, really, are we ever completely happy with ourselves?  Do we live up to our own expectations?  I don't.  Is it because I expect too much from myself?  Or am I comparing myself with others that seem to "have it together" better than I do?  Or do I really just not live up to my potential?  I constantly find myself second guessing my choices, my decisions, my actions, etc.  Then I start thinking about all of "those" people that seem to have it all together and wonder how they find the time to do it all.  How do you parent your children, have play dates, go to the park, make sure the laundry is done, the house is cleaned, dinner is planned, kids are bathed & their teeth are brushed daily, your car is cleaned before someone sees (or in my case SMELLS) it, YOU are bathed daily, you have time to be the "perfect" wife, etc, etc, etc.....  The list goes on and on.  At least the one in my head does! 

Then reality hits me.  I can't live my life like other people do.  I have to live my life the way that best fits me and my family.  And as much as I wish I could have those things, I also know that my priorities are different, my life is different, I am different.  I am a strong, independent, realistic, logical woman.  I have soft sides, but mainly, being tough and reasonable are my strong suits.  I enjoy things like a glass (yes, usually two) of wine each evening, taking and editing pictures, sitting in the sun.  I really do like to have a clean house, but am finding that the "Cleaning your house while your children are growing is like shoveling the snow while it's still snowing" saying is ringing true so having a somewhat straightened house has become Good Enough.  I am trying to adapt and overcome.  I am!  I like the idea of play dates, but I am such a closed, non-social person that I have come to understand that play dates and physically real friends (as opposed to cyber friends) are not something that I can do.  I don't go to the park, though I have recently branched out and started going to the library with the kids!  (Yes, the place where no one is allowed to speak directly to anyone else...but its Good Enough!)  Don't get me wrong, I ENJOY having friendships...I just take FOREVER to warm up to someone long enough to actually open up to them and show them my real side, my messy side, my not perfect side, my gulp vulnerable side.  And God knows that I wish my car was clean and fresh smelling, but it isn't....and it isn't on my list of "things to do" any time soon!  So, I am not perfect.  I am Good Enough in most cases and I'm learning to deal with that.  One day at a time.

Long story, Short: I may only be Good Enough, but I'm OK with that.

Holy Shit, I'm A Slacker

I cannot believe that I have gone 10 days without a blog.  What a slacker I have been!!  And what is really sad?  I don't really FEEL like writing one today, but I am feeling guilty...which is the stupidest thing I have felt, I mean, really?!? 

GUILTY because I haven't written a blog??  

I don't have guilt when I don't fix dinner. 

I don't have guilt when I chose to not play with my kids somedays.

I don't have guilt when I drink wine every single night.

I don't have guilt when I sit around in my PJs ALL DAY sometimes.

I don't have guilt when I curse in front of my kids -- sometimes AT my kids.

I don't have guilt when I sometimes make my 11 year old stop what he is doing to take the dog out just because I don't want to get up from what I am doing.

I don't have guilt when I put my kids in front of the TV so I can have a break.

I don't have guilt when I get into my car and realize that it is more like a mobile trash can than a car.

I don't have guilt when my toilets aren't clean.

I don't have guilt when I watch "The Little Mermaid" instead of doing the laundry.

I don't have guilt when I don't answer my phone because I don't want to talk.

I don't have guilt when I don't shower the kids for a week.  (They swim...that SO counts!)

But I have guilt when I don't write a blog for 10 days....WTF!??!
There is something wrong with my head.  Seriously. 

Love is.....

I took this picture back in July and just stumbled over it again today.  The more I looked at it, the more I could literally see the love.  This dog, Lacey, has been in my mom's life for some of the happiest and craziest moments of her life.  Lacey is now battling several medical problems and probably won't be around for too much longer.  She has had a long, good life so far though!  You can tell by her grey hair that she has witnessed not only the younger of my siblings grow into unruly teenagers and then adults, but also the grandbabies as well.  She is stressed out by thier little feet and prodding fingers, but she is a good sport...and always attempts to make a run for it before grumbling at them!  I'll tell you what, tho, she loves her Bug!  The two of them have a mutual respect and hang out together, exploring the great outdoors...chasing lizards and bugs!  Bug has loved this dog for as long as he has been big enough to walk!
Even my dad, the animal non-lover, loves this dog.  Regardless of her barking or spoiled rotton ways!  xoxoxox Lacey!

Innocence....hahaha....yeah right!!!!

Addie has been going though one of those "phases" that I like to call the "Fucking Twos."  She is full blown into throwing fits and screaming and hitting and pulling hair when she doesn't like what is going on.  This morning, I put on a movie for the girls to watch and because she didn't like it, she went screeching across the room "I....DON'T....LIIIKKKEEE....TTTHHHHIIISSSSS!!!" and smacked the TV screen.  Yikes.  Where did my sweet, loving, "I love you more than a Sunny Day" girl go??  I know where.  She has been swallowed by the "Fucking Twos."  I am trying to keep my cool with her and do the "time out" thing, but even in time out she has to be monitored.  She will sit there (or rather try to sneak out of the chair) and throw herself around and scream and hit.  When I tell her that she can get up when she is done screaming and crying, she understands.  And then proceeds to scream louder and kick harder.  So, this is how I spend my days lately.  Guarding the big kids from the littlest kid because she has the biggest attitude and thinks she is 10 feet tall and bullet proof. 
Ooopppsss....there she goes again....wish me luck!!!!

An Irritated Pissed Engineer

So, this is a rant blog today.  If you don't want to hear me go on and on about how frustrated I am, then STOP READING now!

You're still here??  Well, then, don't say I didn't warn ya!

So, Bug was in at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia on Thursday.  We were sent there STAT via our pediatrician for his low weight and BMI.  As you know, Bug already has been diagnosed with several disorders, which you can read about here.  In November, we are headed to Drexel University for a more detailed evaluation of Autism/Asperger's.  With that being said, you can imagine the amount of research and reading I have done on these conditions.  Obviously, there are several disputes regarding the causation of Autism Spectrum Disorders (ASDs) - mainly in regards to vaccinations which you can read about my opinions on that here.  But, today, what I want to focus on is the possibility of ASDs having a link with GI conditions.  Specifically, conditions in which the lining of the GI tract is affected.

Specific symptoms indicate that there might be a problem with the GI intestinal tract. They include:

• discomfort in the abdominal area
• bloating and constipation
• diarrhea and gas
• indigestion and heartburn
• shortness of breath
• asthma
• poor immunity
• aggressive behavior and mood swings
• disorientation and memory problems
• anxiety, confusion, and nervousness

 Now, do I think that Bug is suffering from these kinds of GI conditions?  I don't know.  I was actually very surprised when, after a gazillion doctors, we ended up being referred to a GI clinic at the Children's Hospital.  But, in some ways, it makes sense.  So, there we were on Thursday, sitting in the exam room, talking with Dr. Lee about Bug's health history, eating habits, and activity levels. After probably 20 minutes, Dr. Lee asks if we have any further questions or concerns.  I decided that I was going to ask about the possible connection of GI conditions with ASDs.  (This is where I start getting irritated.)   Dr. Lee very matter-of-factly told me that the only studies that show any connections were those done in the BBC and the Lancet had since retracted those studies.  He basically dismissed my concern and moved on.  At the time, I was a little shocked by how uneducated the doctor seemed on this subject.  He, obviously, hasn't seen THIS study at Imperial College London which was just released in 2010 or the handful of other correlations that have been shown to exist between GI conditions and ASDs.  What irritates me the MOST is that as a GI Doctor at a Children's Hospital, which is known to be one of the BEST in the nation, WHY would you NOT know about these things?  And WHY would you automatically dismiss a parent's concern of this?  And WHY you just dismiss the possibility without further investigation?  To say that I was irritated was actually not right.  I was pissed.  Pissed at the medical community for not continuing to investigate this.  Pissed at everyone that takes the Lancet to be the "Holy Grail" of Medicine.  Pissed that science has not been allowed to do the proper research on this subject.

It all comes down to this:
ASDs are disorders that affect the brain --------> The brain is "fed" via the broken down foods that we eat --------> The GI system is the where those foods are broken down ------->  If there is a GI problem that is not allowing that system to properly break down that food, then some particles are absorbed into the blood stream in a "foreign" form causing the neurological brain disturbances ----------> These GI problems are known to be caused by "heavy metal toxins" such as the ones that are in some vaccines ------->  These vaccines are, in a number of states, still mandated in order for your children to go to school, which means that as a parent, your hands are tied : either home school or subject your children to these toxins and risk the possible effects that come along with them.

So, in the end, it isn't that unthinkable to see how children with ASDs are a lot of times plagued with GI problems as well.  With that in mind, I say "fuck you" to the pediatric doctors, regardless of specialty, who have already made up their mind on this subject and have put blinders on to the other possibilities solely because of the "retraction of the study in the Lancet."    

Giveaways Rock!!

Find your way to Fabulous Fun Finds and you might find yourself sporting a brand new Kelly Moore Bags photography bag...FOR FREE!!   Hurry over before its g-o-n-e!!!

Daddy's Girl

Man, oh man, is Gidget ever a Daddy's Girl!  She loves him to pieces!  She cracks me up because she will stomp and throw fits with me, but the moment Flyboy gets home, she is all sugar and spice!!  As soon as I get the "I'm on my way home" call from Flyboy, Gidet is pulling at my shirt...."Mom!  Can I go sit on the outside steps and wait for my Daddy to get home!?!"  I promise you she does this ONLY for him!  

Me??  Chopped. Liver.  But, that is OK.  While I am envious of their realtionship, I am not jealous.  She likes me when she needs to or just happens to be in a "sweet to everyone" mood.  Regardless, I love her to death!  

She is an amazing little girl...strong, independant, witty, smart, funny, caring, determined, beautiful, spirited, energetic.  

She holds her Daddy's heart in the palm of her hand and has since the day she came into this world.

She is her sister's best friend and her brother's biggest fan.

I have NO DOUBT that she will go far in life!  :-)

xoxoxoxox Cricket!

Step Away from the Tracks

Life aboard the Smith Bullet Train is picking up pace again as we head into the Fall Season!

"August-November Train Schedule"

--The remainder of August is filled to the brim with doctor appts, garage sale planning and executing, business trips for Flyboy, and visitors!  It should be a good, smooth ride!

--September brings us to the beginning of...you guessed it...SCHOOL DAYS!  September 2nd is the official "First Day" and I have TWO that will be in school this year!  Bug is starting the 6th grade and Cricket starts 1/2 Day Kindergarten!  How exciting!!  I am not sure what I'm going to do with myself!  ;-)  

Of course we will have the usual stops along the way for doctors appts & dentist appts...but we can't forget about the 19th..."National 'Talk Like a Pirate' Day"!!  (Really, who comes up with this stuff and why??)  You can expect the ride to be relatively quiet at this time!

--October starts a month of family fun!  Each weekend is booked with fun filled Fall activities to include the Pumpkin Festival, the Autumn Festival, Halloween Parade, Corn Mazes and Pumpkin Carving!  There isn't an official stop scheduled for Trick or Treating yet...it is to be announced.  The ride will be fun and full of surprises this month!

--November starts out with a bang!  The first stop will be taking Bug to get him tested officially for Aspergers.   At this time, the ride on the Bullet Train will probably get bumpy and feel more like a rollercoaster than a train.  Be sure you are secured in your seats for a possible momentary derailment.  Due to the nature of the first stop, there may be several unexpected stops and bumps along the way this month.  If you plan on riding along, please note that this month is not for those with heart problems, motion sickness, or anyone who is annoying in any way.  The engineer may throw you from the train at any time if you become annoying or piss her off this month.  The tracks are sure to be tough enough to handle without extra comments from the peanut gallery.  You have been warned.

IF you make it thru to the end of November, there is a feast for your hard work and bravery!  The train will be stopping on the 25th for this feast.  You must be thankful if you make it this far.

**Three well-balanced meals plus snacks 2-3 times/day are included

**Beverages include: Milk, Apple Juice, Orange Juice, Water

**Alcoholic Beverages are UNLIMITED and highly encouraged as early as 3PM for all 21+ years of age

**Please take note that sleep aboard the Smith Bullet Train is never guaranteed

**As always, please remember to be kind to your engineer!  A little kindness goes a long way!

 

No-Go BlogHer Blog Hop

1. When did you start blogging?  Thursday, May 18, 2008 -- its been a bumpy, here & there, blog, but that the "official" start date!  :-)
2. Why did you start blogging?  I started blogging to just have a way to vent and just somewhat organize my thoughts in this crazy life!  There are times when I have more time to organize my craziness...and other times when I just wing it and then try to catch up!
3. What is one thing you are going to do this week that is WAY cooler than going to BlogHer?  Um, hmmm, I think that the most exciting thing that I will do this week (which IMO is cooler than BlogHer) is actually swim in my OWN pool & hot tub again!  It has been under construction for 6+ weeks (yes, "THE" 6 hotter than hell weeks of the year)!  It is 3/4 full of water right this minute and I am dying to go splash around!
4. Share a post that you think says a lot about you or is your favorite.  (share the link in YOUR post so we all can see)  I Wanna Talk About ME!

Post It Note Tuesday

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Please forgive me if I seem a bit grumpy!  I am just a tad overwhelmed in the last week with things at home!  I try to use my blog as an outlet for my frustrations, so sometimes it comes out in humor, sometimes not.  Today's Stickies are definitely on the humorous side ~~ or as much humor as I could conjure up on this "Feels Like A Monday" Tuesday. AHA!! That's IT!! It's Tuesday's fault for my mood today! Just Saying! Here's to a better Wednesday!! Cheers!

This day is swirling the bowl....

...it has literally gone down the toilet.  (Well, ok, everything BUT the day has gone down the toilet....)  This is the 2nd toilet mess that I cleaned up today!!  (I chose to spare you pictures of the first and third times!)  Who loves you!?!?  :-)  Seriously, WHY OH WHY does Gidget insist on playing in the toilet?!?!  It is so fucking foul that I could vomit every time!!  Two year olds are GROSS...GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!!  Between playing the toilet, her own poop, and the cat litter pans....this girl is on my shit list!  (Ha!)  No, really....she is.  Really.
So, I know you are dying to know what is in that toilet!!  Well, it is the ENTIRE contents of the bathroom trash, a 1/2 of a roll of TP (the other half went down the 1st potty playtime), and several Pull Up diapers...used and not.  Did I mention that two year olds are fucking GROSS?!?!  Blech!!

Not Me Monday

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Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.

First of all, let me just say that I am NOT sitting here writing this blog at 8:15am with my...REALLY?!?...SECOND cup of coffee!! 

So, let's see.  This week, as usual, has been filled with things that I would love to say "Not Me" about!  LOL  Where to start?!?!  

 

 **Oh, yes, I did NOT leave my camera outside overnight again!  Thankfully this time it didn't get rained on!  But, I did get caught by Flyboy this time and had to fess up.  Dang it!  :-)  I am really just thankful that it still works after the rain incident!  Whew!

**I did NOT sit on a bench halfway up the Bushkill Falls trail because I thought I might melt into a puddle of sweat!  Hey, at least it was the 2+ mile "Red" trail (the longest one) and I did have 3 kids with me!  (I am hoping that I got some good photos at least!)  I wanted to Twitter this experience with you all, but there was "No Service" on my cell phone.  WTF!?!  Who's bright idea was it to have NO cell towers on top of a mountain?!?  Geez.  So now, you just have to wait until I find the energy to post process the photos. 

**I did NOT sit out on my new pool deck with Flyboy and have pizza and wine next to my empty pool because the paint is still drying!

**I have NOT turned into a water snob and I do NOT insist on having FIJI water!  Really, I think that my fascination with it has nothing to do with the water taste, but more about the source of the water!  It actually comes from "purified rainwater on the island of Fiji" and I am positive that drinking this water is the closest I will ever get to Fiji!

**I am NOT guilty of being addicted to stupid MTV reality shows like Teen Mom & 16 & Pregnant and I did NOT actually find myself excited this week when Jersey Shore premiered!  (Though I have to say that the premier was not that great, but I am looking forward to some drama later in the season!)

Happy "NOT ME MONDAY"!!